“AHHH!!!! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! WHEN ARE DIRECTORS GOING TO QUIT PUTTING FUCKING GOTHTARDED EVAN FUCKING RACHEL WOOD IN THEIR MOVIES! CHRIST ON A DEEP-FRIED STICK SHE HAS THREE EMOTIONS: HAPPY, NOT-SO-HAPPY, AND ANGSTY!”
- A commenter’s reaction to Evan Rachel Wood’s role in The Wrestler” —via Pajiba
(Thanks to Christian for the tip. Send all adventures to: repletewithadrian at gmail dot com)
• I GUESS I DID THE WRONG THING. From Gregory Wall, of Burlington, Wisc.: “If McCain had won the election and a woman held the job of VP for the first time in the history of this country, I doubt you would have given her a whole page.”
You’re right. I don’t cover the WNBA, whose players would have seen that as an emotional moment.